The Secret is Out!

Illuminated Wear


All T-shirts are soft, grey 100% cotton Fruit of the Loom Lofteez. All sweatshirts are grey 50% cotton / 50% polyester Hanes Activewear. All designs have the eye in the pyramid logo silk screened on the front pocket area.

Three Styles available, each with the words Illuminati Online silk screened across the back, so there will be no doubt in anyone's mind where your allegiances fall. You have your choice of three very clever captions that are sure to confuse and dismay those who believe they are really in control:

10. Our eye in the pyramid is cooler than theirs.
9. IO really DOES know what's good for you.
8. IO is open 24 hours a day.
7. IO costs millions of dollars less per hour.
6. You can complain about IO without getting your tax return audited.
5. When mail.io.com goes crazy, nobody gets shot.
4. IO does it online, the government does it off budget.
3. IO was against the CDA.
2. When IO shuts down, people actually care.
1. You can hang up the phone and IO GOES AWAY!
T-Shirts
Style Size Price
Everything is Under Control XXL, XL, L, M, S $15.00
Someone You Trust is One of Us XXL, XL, L, M $15.00
Top Ten Reasons Why IO is Better Than the Government XXL, XL, L, M, S $15.00
Sweat Shirts
Style Size Price
Everything is Under Control XXL, XL, L, M $20.00
Someone You Trust is One of Us XXL, XL, L, M, S $20.00

Ordering Information

Send E-mail to accting@io.com
Add $5.00 per item for shipping and handling
Sales tax applies for Texas residents
Be sure to specify style and size!!

Illuminati Online
2800 S IH 35 STE 220
AUSTIN TX 78704-5700