Welcome to the one, the only, kitten's litterbox!

You have somehow stumbled across, fell into, or otherwise located my personal homepage. My name is Lori (but just about everyone knows me as "kitten") and I'll be your guide through this little construct of my own insanity.

This is the portal to your destruction. This is the path to your undoing. This is the rhyme without a reason and the watch without hands. Fasten your safety belt, it's going to be quite a ride.

Update! 1/28/99

It's been quiet around the Kitmun, Inc. World Headquarters...or, at least, as quiet as it ever is. For those of you who might be wondering what I've been up to, I can sum it up rather simply: Work. I thought about taking some time off to persecute a well-known public official to further my own agenda (if Congress can do it, why can't I?), but I eventually decided that it'd be more fun to use my leave time in March to go visit relatives. Go figure.

I'm not planning on making any major additions or changes tonight, just a little bit of tweaking here and there. As always, I reserve the right to change my mind...

Update! 10/31/01

update - noun: bring up to date; supply with recent information

I wonder if a recent date counts... it'll have to, in this case! I figured that my home page should have a last updated date more recent than 01/99. Tada!

Happy Halloween!

My Professional Page - This is my other web page, accentuating my professional experience.

Poetry - A few poems I've written and thought to put up for you to view. Some are a little dark.

Prose - Here may be found various bits of prose that I have written or helped write. Some featured items may have their own disclaimers, but most of it is fit for public consumption.

Links - Everyone's got their favorite links...so do I.

A picture of me, taken in 1994. Kind of old, but I like to think it still looks like me.
A picture of me, taken in 2000. I really need to lay off the hate and ding dongs, but what's a bitch to do?
An up-to-date picture of me. I look like the proverbial Goddess. I guess that's what they mean by "holy cow", right? Tee Hee!
One more for the 2010's: Featuring my fabulous nose wart. As you can see my transformation into a blind naked mole is almost complete. Cancer can't touch me!

Or can it!

Questions, comments, accusations to: kitten@io.com.
Last updated: 10/31/01